Teach Fighting: The First Rule Is to Act and Feign Defeat

You hit me? I plead. I say I’m hurt, I ask to see a lawyer, I ask to see a doctor. I want an assessment, I want a claim filed.

If you keep going, you’re not accidentally hitting me—you’re trying to kill me. So I fight back (and then have a full mental breakdown). That’s exactly the kind of client a lawyer hopes to get: completely professional, leaving plenty of room for the experts to work.